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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    New blood joins this earth
    And quickly he's abused
    Through constipated scarace(??)
    The young boy learns their riles

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: The Unforgiven
    Real Lyric: New blood joins this earthand quickly he's subduedthrough constant pain disgracethe young boy learns their rules

    The story:

    all my friends and i always thought this is what it was, until someone bought the album and read the lyrics. but we still sing it like that cuz it's funnier.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/11/2006 9:12 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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