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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Sledgehammer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Peter Gabriel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Sledgehammer" Lyrics

    I want to be your clam chowder
    Big feet in the river, Big feet in the r
    open up your fruitcakes.
    "There's a new spin in the rinse."
    Oh won't you chauffeur me And I will cha
    i wanna be your space rider
    I want to be a street shouter
    ...if you'd bring your used car back.
    I been peeing in the river
    Zoning round your fruit cakes,cos i will
    Stageheaven,stageheaven
    I've been peeing in the river
    I'm Peeing in the river, just peeing in
    i peed in the river
    I want to be your snake-charmer!
    I just peed in the river.
    I've been peein' in the river! I've been
    I've been peeing in the river! Feel that
    I done peed in the river
    I wanna be, your snake charmer
    I wanna be, your snake charmer!
    I kicked a rabbit
    …oh won't you chauffeur me and I will ch

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