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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    …oh won't you chauffeur me
    and I will chauffeur you
    show for me, I will chauffeur you
    yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
    only you

    Artist: Peter Gabriel
    Song: Sledgehammer
    Real Lyric: …oh won't you show for meand I will show for youshow for me, I will show for youyea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean youonly you

    The story:

    I was watching an episode of the latest series of Thunderbirds when I joked to my wife that this song would be a favourite of Parker, Lady Penelope's flunky cum driver.

    She laughed really loud, but not at my joke - it was at my misunderstanding of the lyrics. She can be so cruel sometimes.

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    Submitted by

    Hoof_Hearted

    Submitted on

    1/19/2016 7:42 am

    Age it happened

    58

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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