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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Rock Me Amadeus" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Falco

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Rock Me Amadeus" Lyrics

    I'm a danish I'm a danish I'm a danish I
    Hot Potatoes hot potatoes, hot potatoes,
    Rock me, I'm a dumbass
    Hot potatoes, hot potatoes, hot potatoes
    doctor seuss,doctor seuss,doctor seuss,d
    I'm a danish, I'm a danish, eat me, I'm
    I'm a dentist, I'm a dentist
    On potatoes, on potatoes, broccoli on po
    "Hot potatoes, hot potatoes. Hot potatoe
    Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes Hot Potatoes
    Rock Me, I'm a douche
    Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes
    Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
    Rock me hot potatoes
    Rubbertails, Rubbertails, Rubbertails,
    Give me hot potatoes
    Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
    Hot potatoes hot potatoes Hot potatoes h
    Rock me I'm a Dayus
    Ooooh, F*** me Amadeus!
    I'm a douche, I'm a douche
    Rock me I'm a goose.
    Come and see us Come and see us Come and
    All the wheels on the bus, All the wheel
    Hot potatoes
    I'm potatoes, I'm potatoes, I'm potatoes
    Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,Hot tomatoes,H
    Hot potatoe, hot potatoe, hot potatoe...

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