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    "Big Yellow Taxi" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Joni Mitchell

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Big Yellow Taxi" Lyrics

    It tastes very nice, food of the parking
    A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.
    The paper rice put on your parking locks
    They paid paradise to put up a barking l
    It'd be Paradise If you put up a f***ing
    They paved paradise and put up some f***
    Put s**t on me
    They paid paradise to put up a f**king l
    Gay paradise They put up a f**king light
    It'd be paradise if they put up a parkin
    The Pink Paradise put up a parking lot.
    They paid paradise to put up a parking l
    They paved Paradise, and put up a Fu**in
    Hey paradise, put up a f**king lot.
    They paid paradise, put up a pock in lov
    They paid paradise to put up a goddamn l
    A big pair of dice, Uno a puffin lung.
    Joan and Lois aim to go But they don't k
    you'd be in paradise, you put up a fckki
    A pink paradise, put up a parking lot
    "A paid pair of dice to put up a bargin
    The pays very nice, put up a parking lot
    pink pair of dice they put up a parking
    paved paradise and put up a f**kin lot
    "They gave their lives, to put up a par
    They paid paradise to put up a f***ing l
    They paved paradise, and put up a f***in
    The Peas Paradise put up a parking lot
    Big Paradise,pull up a parking lot
    They Moved paradise Put up a f**king lie
    They paid paradise to put up a parking l
    They paid a pair of guys and put up a f*
    Hey paradise, put up a park in life
    They pave very nice, put up with f**king
    They paid a pair of d*kes to put up a pa
    It's a gay paradise, put on your f*king
    They saved a pair a dice then put up a p
    They paid paradise And put on that f**ki
    The Pig Paradise at the foot of the park
    "If it ain't paradise, then put up a par
    They came in the night and they put up a

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