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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They paid a pair of d*kes to put up a parking lot.

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: They paved paradise to put up a parking lot



    The story:

    It wasn't me--it was my college roommate (we went to an all-women's college, so maybe there's some connection...). I was playing Joni Mitchell in our dorm room, and she (hearing the song for the first time) said, "Wow, don't a lot of people find those lyrics offensive?" To which I said, "I don't think so..." She pressed further, "Is Joni Mitchell a lesbian?" Blank stare from me, "Um, I'm not sure." My roommate then began a lengthy discourse on how the song could be a leftist/feminist critique of lesbians selling out to corporate capitalism before I finally stopped her and demanded to know what on earth lesbians had to do with the song...and then her mondegreen was revealed.

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