Joan and Lois aim to go
But they don't know when you've got your risk on;
As a gay pair of d*kes, put up with a f***ing lot

The story:

A friend heard this. I about died laughing, especially since "joan"
and "lois" are not very d*ke-y names -- perhaps lipstick d*kes? (I
do not say this intending to offend -- I too am part of the rainbow)