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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Comfortably Numb" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pink Floyd

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Comfortably Numb" Lyrics

    There is no pain, you are receiving A di
    Just a little pinprick. [HE HEARD: Bend
    when i was a child i caught a beaver
    Cocaine...Just a little pin prick...
    My hands felt just like toodaloos
    There is no pain, you are a seal.
    My head fell straight up to the roof.
    my hands smelled just like two baboons
    There is no painting on the ceiling.
    There is no pain, you are a seedling.
    when i was a child i had a fever my head
    Hello is there anybody in there just sho
    There is no pain, you are a ceiling.
    i rub the corner of my eye
    There is no pain, you are a ceiling
    When I was a child i had a fever
    A distant ***t smokes on the horizon
    There is no pain, in walrus seating

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