The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was stoned one day, and realized that tubas were not part of the album's plot. So I spent an hour rummaging around looking for the words. When I finally found them I decided I wasn't worthy of the song, and now avoid it at all costs.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
3/14/1998 12:00 am
Age it happened
13
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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As a former tuba player, I can assure you that tubas, like all brass instruments, do in fact use lube. It's called "Valve oil" but it's lube. And while it's not overpoweringly stinky, it's also not something you'd want to splash behind your ears before a hot date. Unless the girl in question is REALLY into tuba players.
thedietcokeofevil Dec 09, 2010 1:52 am
i'm not sure that tubas even use lube..............unless you have a rather strange way of playing it.
Stray523 Aug 28, 2009 8:39 pm
I think the best part is you realized your mistake while you were stoned!
smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:15 am
The first time I read this one was back in the '90's, and I laughed SO HARD that I nearly had to crawl under my desk at work. I was a consultant and was deathly worried that my employer would find me incapacitated by hysterics!
Poikss Nov 26, 2008 6:35 pm
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before pulling out the record sleeve, I recall that my roommates and I discussed the possibilities of these lyrics being Toopaloons or Tuba Looms, but we finally decided "two balloons" was probably what Roger wrote. Tuba Lube is hilarious, though.
stillfirstinspace Oct 19, 2011 3:33 am