DXMarx's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| David Kincaid | The Irish Volunteer | When I was driven from my home by Anna precious handI cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came o'er to this landAnd the verse:Now when the traitors in the south commenced a warlike raid,I quickly laid down my hod | When I was driven from my home by an oppressor's Hand,I cut my sticks and greased my brogues, and came o'er to this landAnd the verse:Now when the traitors in the south commenced a warlike raid,I quickly laid down my hod, to the devil went my spade!,To a recruiting office then I went, that happened to be near,And joined the good old "Sixty-Ninth" like an Irish volunteer |
| Bruno Mars | Grenade | Throw My Head on A Plane For YaOr Throw My Head on A Plate For Ya | Throw my hand on a blade for ya |
| Avril Lavigne | Touch the Sky | Please a warm breeze,Breathing life into meKissed the sunlight,Shining down on me | He's a warm breeze Breathing life into me He's the sunlight Shining down on me |
| The Brandos | The Keeper | I keep the loveAnd I keep the hateI keep the Tennessee at bayI keep all the reasons whySo many millionsHave had to dieI keep the dreamsAnd I keep the fearsI keep it allI keep the tears | I keep the loveAnd I keep the hateI keep the dignity and faithI keep all the reasons whySo many millionsHave had to dieI keep the dreamsAnd I keep the fearsI keep it allI keep the tears |
| Wheatus | Teenage Dirtbag | Oh how she rocks in kids with tube socks | Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks |
| J. Geils Band | Centerfold | My angel is a center hole | My angel is a centerfold |
| Sixpence None the Richer | Kiss Me | Kiss me down by the broken tree house, swing me, up on a tanging tire | Kiss me down by the broken tree house. Swing me upon its hanging tire |
| AC/DC | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | Dirty deeds done with sheep | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap |
| Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Blinded by the Light | wrapped up like a douche | revved up like a deuce |
| Puccini Giacomo | Nessun Dorma | "Nesting dorma! Nesting dorma! Tu pure, o Principessa, nella tua fredda stanza, guardi le stelle.. che tremano d'amore, e di speranza!" | "Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma! Tu pure, o Principessa, nella tua fredda stanza, guardi le stelle.. che tremano d'amore, e di speranza!" |
| The Chevrons | Dancing This Way | Twist a ram,grab the first thing you see,If the furs don't sour,its no reflection on meMaritime just pick your day,Don't back on my feet,Cause I like dancing this way | I don't know, I can't find the real lyrics anywhere, but if anyone has them, please let me know the real ones |
| Michael Jackson | Smooth Criminal | auntie Are You OkSo, auntie Are You OkAre You Ok, auntieauntie Are You OkSo, auntie Are You OkAre You Ok, auntieauntie Are You OkSo, auntie Are You OkAre You Ok, auntieauntie Are You OkSo, auntie Are You Ok, Are You | Annie Are You OkSo, Annie Are You OkAre You Ok, AnnieAnnie Are You OkSo, Annie Are You OkAre You Ok, AnnieAnnie Are You OkSo, Annie Are You OkAre You Ok, AnnieAnnie Are You OkSo, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie |
| Toto | Africa | It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I left the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never have The wild dogs cry out in the night | It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never have The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become |
| R.E.M. | E-Bow The Letter | I'll take you over I'll take you over A Luminol, tastes like fear Adrenaline, puts a sneer I'll take you over It tastes like fear there, I'll take you over | I'll take you over thereI'll take you over thereAluminum, tastes like fearAdrenaline, it pulls us nearI'll take you overIt tastes like fear there, I'll take you over |
| Abba | Chiquitita | Chick of teeta, tell me what's wrong. | Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong. |
| David Kincaid | The Irish Volunteer | Fare thee well sweet Mary MaGornan,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul,Fare thee well sweet Mary MaGornan,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul. | Fare thee well sweet Mary Mavourneen,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul,Fare thee well sweet Mary Mavourneen,It grieves me to leave thee dear bride of my soul. |
| Beck | Loser | Soiled, Nude PantyhoseI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? | Soy un perdedorI'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? |
| Traditional | The Old Grey Mare | Oh, the old gray mashie, ain't what she used to be,Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.The old gray mashie, ain't what she used to be,Many long years ago. | Oh, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be,Many long years ago. |
| Cornershop | Brimful Of Asha | Well it's a brimful of Asha your only 45Brimful of Asha on the 45Well it's a brimful of Asha your only 45Everybody needs a bosom full girlEverybody needs a bosomEverybody needs a bosom full girlEverybody needs a bosomEver | Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45Brimful of Asha on the 45Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45Everybody needs a bosom for a pillowEverybody needs a bosomEverybody needs a bosom for a pillowEverybody needs a bosomEverybody needs a bosom for a pillowEverybody needs a bosomMine's on the 45 |
| Hanson | MMMBop | Mmmpob Doobedall shoove it all ala Do Wap Mmmpob Doobedall shoove it all ala Doo Wap Mmmpob Doobee Dop Ba Doo | Mmmpob Doobee Dop By Do Wap Mmmpob Doobee Dop By Doo Wap Doowee Ah Bop Mmmpob Doobee Dop Ba Doo |
| John Denver | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | Well I got me a fire mouth, I got me ol' fiddleWhen the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddleAnd life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddleThank God I'm a country boy | Well I got me a fine wife, I got me ol' fiddleWhen the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddleAnd life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddleThank God I'm a country boy |
| R.E.M. | The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite | If I don't pick up, pick up... The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coinCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a haCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a haCome and chile wake a ha. Come and chile wake a ha | If I don't pick up, pick up... The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coilCall me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her. |
| Alanis Morissette | Out Is Through | The only way out is throughThe faster we're in the betterThe only way out is through I'm so manlyThe only way out is throughThe only way we'll feel betterThe only way out is through I'm so manly | The only way out is throughThe faster we're in the betterThe only way out is through ultimatelyThe only way out is throughThe only way we'll feel betterThe only way out is through ultimately |
| Specials | Ghost Town | This is, coming of the porn star.This is, coming of the porn star.This is, coming of the porn star.This is, coming of the porn star. | This town is coming like a ghost town.This town is coming like a ghost town.This town is coming like a ghost town.This town is coming like a ghost town. |
| Culture Club | Karma Chameleon | Camma Camma Camma Camma Camma ChameleonYou come and goYou come and goLoving would be easyif your colours were like my dreamsRed, golden dreamsRed, golden dreams | Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma ChameleonYou come and goYou come and goLoving would be easyif your colours were like my dreamsRed, gold and greenRed, gold and green |
| Green Day | Good Riddance | So make the best of this dance, and don't ask whyIt's not a question, but has a learning time | So make the best of this test, and don't ask whyIt's not a question, but a lesson learned in time |
| Jordin Sparks | Battlefield | Better go get your arm up | Better go get your armor |
| R.E.M. | Losing My Religion | That's me in the cornerThat's me in the spotlight, I'mChoosing my religionTrying to keep a part of youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh no, I've set it upI haven't said enough | That's me in the cornerThat's me in the spotlight, I'mLosing my religionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh no, I've said too muchI haven't said enough |
| Traditional | Deck the Halls | Deck the halls with bells of holly | Deck the halls with boughs of holly |
| Outkast | Roses | Trying to hurry up to get to someBar or slinger or somebody like thatAndOh so you're one them freaks, get freaked at the sight of an ATM machine | Trying to hurry up to get to someBaller or singer or somebody like thatAndOh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt |
| Nelly | Ride With Me | (hey) (Rock, Speed and Money) | (hey) (must be the money) |
| Dire Straits | Money For Nothing | Money for nothing and your cheques for free | Money for nothing and your chicks for free |
| Deee-Lite | Groove Is In The Heart | I couldn't dance for another | I couldn't ask for another |
| Michael Jackson | Beat It | Show me hot fike-ie ORShow me hot f*ckie | Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight |
| Jackson Five | ABC | You wet yourself tonight girl,It's you never, never knew beforeI have got me, except I gotta peeIts why 2 plus 2 makes four | You went to school to learn, girlThings you never, never knew beforeI before E except after CAnd why 2 plus 2 makes four |
| Nirvana | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Here we are now, Imp Potatoes | Here we are now, entertain us |
| Etta James | At Last | Atlanis my love has come along | At last my love has come along |
| Pink Floyd | Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1 | All in all you're just another brick in no hall | All in all you're just another brick in the wall. |
| Nicole Sherzinger | Wet | Take a swim or you'll drown | Sink or swim or you drown |
| Annmarie O'Riordan | Ar Eirinn Ni Neosainn Ce Hi | Tom Boslay a titting gone yore | Tá folt lei a' tuitim go feóir |
| Lady Gaga | Poker Face | I'll get him hard, show him what I gaurdOh, oh, ohI'll get him hard, show him what I gaurd | I'll get him hot, show him what I've gotOh, oh, ohI'll get him hot, show him what I've got |
| Nicole Scherzinger | Boomerang | I can take the hit cause i'm a polerrang | I don't wanna hear it! Know your full of s**t! |
| Katy Perry | California Gurls | Sippin' gin and juiceLayin' underneath the palm trees(London)The boys break their negsTryin' to creep a little sneak peek | Sippin' gin and juiceLayin' underneath the palm trees(Undone)The boys break their necksTryin' to creep a little sneak peek |
| Katy Perry | California Gurls | You could travel the worldBut nothing comes close to the golden curls | You could travel the worldBut nothing comes close to the golden coast |
| Will Smith | Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air | Chillin' out max and relaxin' all coolAnd shootin some meatball outside of school | Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of school |
| Will Smith | Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air | I pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabbage Yo ho smell ya laterI looked to my kingdomI was finally thereTo settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air | I pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes smell ya laterI looked to my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air |
| Will Smith | Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air | I whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresha nan dice in a mereIf anything I can say is that this cab was where?But I thought Man forget it Yo ho! to Bel-Air | I whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I can say is that this cab was rareBut I thought 'Man forget it Yo homes to Bel-Air |
| Audrey Hepburn | Moon River | Moon river, wider than the mind | Moon river, wider than a mile |
| Iggy Azalea | Work | Now get it work | Now get this work |
| Jack Johnson | Better Together | Like why are we here? And where are we going?That can be so hard? | Like why are we here? And where do we go?And how come it's so hard? |
| Crosby Stills Nash and Young | Our House | With two cars in the yard, life used to be so hard | With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard |
| Guttermouth | I'm Destroying the World | Hey Markus for the goalI'm gonna get your dad a beerand do us all a favorget your drunk *** out of heredear I think our son's retardedlikes threed not watch tvhe never thinks no ootballwith the ents across the streethey mom hey dad I'm | Hey Mark its fourth and goalwhy don't you get your dad a beerand do us all a favorget your punk *** out of hereDear I think our son's retardedhe likes to read not watch tvmark never plays no footballwith the kids across the streetHey mom hey dad yeah sports are greatif you like touching other menbut when we touch each other off the fieldwell this becomes a sinborn to do hey heyI'm destroying the world |
| The Adolescents | Amoeba | Whats up creature, whats up thing?I know it's aliveAndI've never seen anything like it beforeThis amoeba's got a mind of it's own | A one celled creature, a one celled thingIt hardly knows it's aliveAndI've never seen anything like it beforeThis amoeba's got a mind of it's ownThis is reaching for the telephone |
| The Adolescents | Amoeba | Tie Me UpORDrive Me Home | AmoebaAmoebaAmoebaAmoeba |
| R.E.M. | Imitation Of Life | Sure its pop skillWater higher sense, named by a fallen | Charades, pop skillWater hyacinth, named by a poet |
| Theme Songs | Family Guy Theme | All: On which we used to rely?!Lucky there's a family guy!Lucky there's a man who,positively can do,all the things that make us...Stewie: f'in cry! | All: On which we used to rely?!Lucky theres a family guy!Lucky theres a man who,positively can do,all the things that make us...Stewie: laugh and cry! |
| Aerosmith | Dream On | Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the mow and sing volunteer Sing with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the we aowww take you aaaaaaahaayy! | Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear Sing with me,just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away |
| Cynthia Fee | Thank You For Being A Friend | Get you through a heartache,Invited everyone you knew,You would see the biggest gift would be from meAnd the heart attacks would say,Thank you for being a friend | And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend. |
| Nelly | Ride With Me | if you wanna go and take a ride wit meThree dudes in the back with the dozieoh ride mr. feel good, ride(hey) (must be the money)if you wanna go and get high wit mesmoke an L in the back of the benzieoh ride mr. feel good, ride(hey) (must be | if you wanna go and take a ride wit mewe're 3-wheelin in the 4 with the gold d'soh why do i live this way(hey) (must be the money) |
| Britney Spears | Work b***h | Here come the big feet,Big feet Rebecca | Here comes the big beatBig beat to blast ya |
| Ramones | Blitzkrieg Bop | They're forming in a straight knotThey're goin through a tight wadThe kids are losing nenmaLets keep bup!They're boiling in the backseatThe devil went see neeFor days in the back seatLets keep bup! | They're forming in a straight lineThey're goin through a tight windThe kids are losing their minds Blitzkreig BopThey're piling in the backseatThey're generation steam heatPulsating to the back seatBlitzkreig Bop |
| Theme Songs | Flintstones | That's right with the family down the street. Through a courtesy a friend to meet. | Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet. |
| Lady Gaga | Applause | Waiting to ch cheer it up for me | Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me |
| Clash | Rock The Casbah | Shareenie in-fo-matic | Sharia don't like it |
| Elton John | Rocket Man | Burnin' up his fumesWith Pheromone | Burnin' out his fuseUp here alone |
| Theme Songs | Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? | You see, whether enu, hot, or enu cold, or geogdesic Gnome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd Rather call my home | You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic Dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd Rather call my home |
| Nelly | Ride With Me | Oh why do I live this zoo?AndWhy must I feel this zoo? | Oh why do I live this way?AndOh why must I feel this way? |
| Destiny's Child | Bootylicious | I don't think your ready for this jedi | I don't think you ready for this jelly |
| Christina Aguilera | Dirrty | Too dirrty to clean my abduct | Too dirrty to clean my act up |
| Jethro Tull | Thick As A Brick | And the sand-castles for Jews are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee. | And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction the moral melee. |
| Iggy Azalea | Fancy | Do that, Do that, I chee chee wahThat do that, do that, I chee chee wahDo that, Do that, I I I chee chee wahBlow-ooo-ooo-oh-oh | Who that, who that, I-G-G-YThat do that, do that, I-I-G-G-YWho that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-YBlow |
| Iggy Azalea | Fancy | I'm in the fast laneFrom early to dog-e-oI'm so fancyCan't you take this girl?Remember my nameblow-ooo-ooo-ooo-oh-oh-oh | I'm in the fast laneFrom L.A. to TokyoI'm so fancyCan't you taste this gold?Remember my name'Bout to blow |
| Pixie Lott | what do you take me for | Don't know what you think about mattherDon't think I can take anymoreDon't know what you think about mattherWhat do you take me for, what do you take me for | Don't know what you think I'm afterDon't think I can take anymoreDon't know what you think I'm afterWhat do you take me for, what do you take me for |
| Pharrell Williams | Happy | Clap alone if you feel like your in a room without a roofer | Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof |
| Sia | Chandelier | 'Cause I'm just often denied'Cause I'm just often deniedOh, I'm just often deniedOften deniedOften denied | 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight'Cause I'm just holding on for tonightOh, I'm just holding on for tonightOn for tonightOn for tonight |
| T. Rex | Metal Guru | Men on the Roof, is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah | Metal Guru, is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Taylor Swift | Blank Space | Got a long list of flummoxed lovers | Got a long list of ex-lovers |
| Pokémon Soundtrack | Pokemon Theme (Indigo Intro/Closing) | Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so trueOur clourage will pull us through | Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so trueOur courage will pull us through |
| Russell Watson | Where My Heart Will Take Me | I've got ertramI've got faithEnter the heart | I've got faithI've got faithFaith of the heart |
| Miley Cyrus | Can't be Tamed | I go though guys like Miley flying through the hens | I go through guys like moneyflyin' out the hands |
| Ariana Grande | Problem | Head in the cloudsGot no weight off my trousers | Head in the cloudsGot no weight on my shoulders |
| Fountains of Wayne | Workingmans's hands | Now your Uncle Joan walked A mile to school | Now your Uncle John walked A mile to school |
| Bruno Mars | Uptown Funk | Smoother than a fresh drossed hippy | Smoother than a fresh jar o' Skippy |
| Major Lazer | Lean On | Focus, Fire gone | Blow a kiss, fire a gun |
| Eve | Let Me Blow Ya Mind | Don't butt that gloot in your earNow let me blow ya mind | Don't fight that good s**t in your earNow let me blow ya mind |
| Rednex | Old Pop In An Oak | Old Pop in I know, Pop in I know,Gwans Chickeneers I could ling the show,Am I ever gonna to see my Pop in an Oak,Am I ever gonna to see zee pop in a smoke | Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak Once you could hear the sucker linger show Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke |
