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by Meat Loaf

Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf? Click here and tell us!

Misheard "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" Lyrics

Growin' like a meadow on the engine toni
we're barely seven teens and we're rarel
You got to do what you can, and your bro
Glowin' like the Mando on the edge of to
And I never had a girl looking any bette
I'm a sleazeball head, baby baby, I'm a
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Glowin' like a melon on the edge of a kn
and all the kids in school they were wis
"And I never had a girl looking any bett
Going up the middle on the edge of the n
Can I sleep all day?
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