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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Uncle Judy, bless my soul...

    Artist: Meat Loaf
    Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul...

    The story:

    I was talking to the guy next to me in Chem. class about "Rocky
    Horror Picture Show." I said my favorite song was "Bless My
    Soul," and started singing "Uncle Judy, bless my soul.." He just
    nodded slowly. I asked my mom what she thought the words were
    and I discovered that it was part of the song title...
    "Hot Patootie"!

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