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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I never had a girl looking any
    better than Judith

    Artist: Meat Loaf
    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light
    Real Lyric: And I never had a girl looking anybetter than you did

    The story:

    A friend of mine is named Judith (which
    - in German - is pronounced exactly like
    "you did" in English) and she (not me)
    proudly used to sing the song in her
    very personal version. To be honest, I
    must add that I think she knew what the
    real lyrics were.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/8/2002 3:40 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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