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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Pink Houses" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by John Mellencamp

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Pink Houses" by John Mellencamp? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Pink Houses" Lyrics

    Little bitty cows for you and me.
    ...and he looks at her and says, hey Dar
    Go to work in the sun out rise And vacat
    I remember when you could starve a glove
    And there's a woman in the kitchen clean
    There's a black man with a black hair li
    I remember when you could starve a fly.
    I can remember when you could starve a f
    Hey darlin' I can remeber when you could
    Ain't that a marathon?
    I remember when you could starve a fly.
    Come on little b***h, and do the wist
    Hey Darlin', I remember when you could S
    There's a black man, with black hair, li
    ...and he looks at her and he says, hey
    I remember when you could starve a plow.
    Here comes the Tall Man Without his youn
    There's a blind man, with a black cat Li

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