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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hey darlin' I can remeber when you could starve a fly.

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Song: Pink Houses
    Real Lyric: Hey darlin' I can remember when you could stop a clock

    The story:

    At work my friends and I were looking at this website and laughing at how stupid people are when they mishear lyrics. We got to this song and everyone was laughing because of what the person had thought it said, and I said, "Oh, I thought it said......." They still make fun of me.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/14/2002 6:18 pm

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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