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    "Big Yellow Taxi" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Counting Crows

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Big Yellow Taxi" Lyrics

    They paved paradise, & put up a f***ing
    They made paradise and put up a f***ing
    Big paradise, put up a f***ing lie
    They played paradise and put up a f***in
    They paved paradise and put up a f**ing
    My paved paradise puts up with a f***ing
    A pink paradise, you put up a fork in lo
    They payed paradise to put up a f***ing
    And a big yellow taxi took my foot away
    The gay paradise, put up a parking lot
    A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot
    They paid paradise to put up a parking l
    You pay paradise and put up a f*cking lo
    Gonna shave off the lice and put up a fi
    Don’t want it to always seem to go That
    Big pair of dice, put up a farking lot
    They paved paradise and put up a f*****g
    A gay paradise, and put up a f**king lot
    They payed paradise to put up a fu*king
    They lived in paradise, and put up a Fuc
    They paved paradise to put up f*cking lo
    They made paradise, and put up a f***ing
    dont it always seem to go that you dunno
    It ain't Paradise and you put up a f**ki
    They paved paradise and put up a pumpkin
    They payed paradise and pulled up a f**k
    This ain't paradise so put up a parking
    Gay Paradise....
    Put up a f@#*ing lot
    They paved paradise and put up a fork in
    You big Paradise, you put up a f*cking l
    They paved paridise and put up a f**king
    They paved paradise,to put up f**king li
    "They paved paradise, and put up a f**ki
    Put up a f**king light
    Don't it all seem to go That you don't k
    They paved paridise and put up a f**king
    Big paradise put up a f**king life
    Big paradigm, put up a f**kin' love
    They paved Paradise, and put up a f**kin
    You reach paradise and put on your parki
    With a Pinko Telebooty and a swingin' ho
    They paved Paradise, and put up a f*ckin
    Don't it always seem to go That you don'
    They paved paradise, and put up a f**kin
    Big Paradise So put up a f**king life
    They gated paradise and put on a f**king
    Defeated paradise, and put up a f**king
    A gay pair of guys just put up a parking
    They pay paradise to up a f***ing light.

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