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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They paved paradise to put up f*cking lock.

    Artist: Counting Crows
    Song: Big Yellow Taxi
    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The story:

    I haven't been sure what the hell he was singing and this version made sense ... kind of.

    In terms of that everything beautiful that's free will be converted to something that you have to pay for. So they only unlock paradise if you pay for it. Does it make sense?

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/15/2006 11:32 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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