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    "Mrs. Robinson" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Mrs. Robinson" Lyrics

    She's a sluzzy moron you will know
    She's a slut. That's more than you shoul
    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson She's a
    She is the sluttiest woman you would kno
    Heaven holds a place for bowls of grain
    God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson, Hea
    "Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afterno
    She's a slut. Yes more then you will kno
    And Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, She's
    Here's to you Mrs Robinson She's a slutt
    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus L
    She's a slushy moment you will know
    Here's to you, Mrs.Robinson, She's a slu
    "She's a slutty mormon, you will know"
    She's a slut, more than you will know
    ...all you see are sympathetic lies.
    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus d
    She's a slut you more than you will know
    She's a slutty Morman
    She's a slutty Morman
    She's a slutty mormon, whoa-whoa-whoa.
    Jesus loved you more when you were young
    Here's to you Joe Samaggio
    Cook Cook a Jew Mrs. Robinson
    The candles ate de grapes!
    Heaven holds a place for whores who pray
    Put it in your panties with your car key
    Heaven holds a place for 'hos that pray
    Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
    And here's to you, Mrs Robinson— She's a
    heaven holds a place for whores who pray
    It's a little secret that the robin tell
    She's a slutty mormon don't ya know
    God bless the trees, Mrs. Robinson
    She's a slutty morbid you will know.
    She's a slutty Mormon, you should know.
    going to the can to m********e
    Put it in the pantry with your cumcakes
    She's a slutty nurse and you will know (
    She's a slut more than you will know
    God bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heave
    Here's to you Mrs. Robinson, she's a slu

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