"Zordon don't want to really care"

The story:

Well, it wasn't all that embarrassing, we're all just really weird. I was riding in the car with my parents and little brother and I was listening to my own copy of the album for the first time on headphones. I couldn't understand a single thing that was being said and that's what it sounded like. See, my entire group of friends and I had only recently been abducted from the Power Rangers {remember them?} and Zordon is a name from there. I thought nothing of it except that it couldn't have possibly said that, but I told my friends all about it and they insisted on singing it that way, even after we knew what was actually being said. Like I said, we're really weird.