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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Ziggy Stardust" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by David Bowie

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Ziggy Stardust" by David Bowie? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Ziggy Stardust" Lyrics

    Making love to his eagle
    Jammy dud, he's weird and silly Like the
    Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up
    Making love to the tea girls
    Ziggy played guitar jammin' good like wh
    making love with a seagull, ziggy sucked
    Making love with mosquitos
    Making love with a seagull Ziggy sucked
    Making love with a seagull
    Making love with to a seagul Ziggy sucke
    Making love with mosquitos, Ziggy sucked
    Ziggy really sang Scooter pies and screw
    making love with his eagle
    making love with a seagull
    Making love with a sea-gull
    While the fly tried to rape my balls.
    Screw Devizes
    When the kids had killed again I had to

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