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    Yellow Doris don't know where to go

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go



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    I'd been singing the lyrics incorrectly for almost 40 years.

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    I always thought it was "yellow dollies slow." Despite having written the song, Paul McCartney himself didn't sing the actual lyrics in his Back In The US Tour in 2001. Instead of "Any job I got the sack, Monday morning turning back, yellow dollies [or lorry, whichever is correct] slow, nowhere to go," he sang "And this is the part where I don't know the words, but I don't think I'm even gonna bother to try and learn them before the end of the tour."

    WalrusGumbel Aug 06, 2017 1:33 am


    are you serious!!! i've sung it like that forever. i even looked it up after i saw this.

    orangetictacs May 30, 2008 7:18 pm