yogadude's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
The Beatles	You Never Give Me Your Money	Yellow Doris don't know where to go	Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go
Eagles	Hotel California	One smell of the leep gas rising up through the air.	Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Johnny Cash	Folsom Prison Blues	I'm stuck in a wholesome prison.	I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
Bob Seger	Night Moves	Gettin' mighty sore	Livin' by the sword
Grateful Dead	Truckin'	what a long straight strip it's been	what a long strange trip it's been
The Beatles	Revolution	If you want money for people with nine fat heads...	If you want money for people with minds that hate...
Eagles	Sad Cafe	Jackson ran down the boulevard...	The tracks that ran down the boulevard...
Steve Miller Band	Jet Airliner	Big ocean airliner	Big ol' jet airliner
Queen	Bohemian Rhapsody	Spare him his life from his warm saucy cheese	Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Heart	Magic Man	You don't have to love me unless you have a while.	You don't have to love me yet, let's get high a while.
The Beatles	Mean Mr. Mustard	Keeps a ten-ball blowed up his nose.	Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
Rolling Stones	Tumbling Dice	Rolling and tumbling down	Call me the tumbling dice
Rolling Stones	As Tears Go By	I sit and watch the steers go by.	I sit and watch as tears go by.