wrapped up like a douche

The story:

I was listening to this song and was "what
the...this song makes no sense, he surely doesn't
say "wrapped up like a douche!?!" So my mom came in
and while I was listening to the song, I said
"Surely that isn't what he says" and she said "Said
what?" then I said "This is a messed up song, it
can't be" and the line, revved up like a deuce came
on and she started laughing, probably understanding
what I was on about.