The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was driving my daughter and her friends around,
trying to be cool, so I put on Fall Out Boy, and
blurted out, "Wishing to be the Freak s**t in Your
Cheese". Her friends didn't stop laughing the
whole ride home.
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Submitted on
7/8/2015 4:54 pm
Age it happened
48
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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