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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    "WhoaOOOOwhoa!" and "Cannonball!", simultaneously.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Panama



    The story:

    It was actually two friends. i was standing between them at a bar when this song came on, and they each started singing their own versions. On my left, Rachel belting out "WhoaOOOwhoa!", while Tim on my right sang a gleeful "Cannonball!". I tried to correct them, but they were too drunk to learn anything, much less retain the information. I have a feeling I'll be listening to this ridiulcous duet again in the future.

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    "Had enough" lol That's a good one...

    SquiggleJay Aug 21, 2008 4:50 pm


    LOL-If I was there I'd be singing"had enough,had enough!" That's what I used to think it was-I posted that on here too

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:51 pm


    Rachel wrote that. she's stupid.

    SquiggleJay Jun 29, 2008 2:04 pm


    thats fukin weird

    SquiggleJay Jun 29, 2008 1:45 pm