Profile
| Username: |
SquiggleJay |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
Pink Floyd |
| Favorite Song: |
Time |
| Age: |
46 |
| Sex: |
F |
| About Me: |
My real life isn't all that intersting so I'll make something up and put the truth in parentheses:
I'm a Chinese acrobat (office admin), who lives in a mansion made of candy and gingerbread (shoe-box-sized apartment) with my husband Prince Harry of Wales (fiance, Truck Driver Ben). I have 2 magical unicorns (un-magical parakeets) and a crystal lake full of talking dolphins (aquarium full of green stuff and boring fish). |
SquiggleJay's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Justin Timberlake | Sexy Back | I'm bringin' healthy back | I'm bringin' sexy back |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Sweet Home Alabama | Well, I'm just a young singer 'bout herHer don't need no put her down. | Well, I heard mister Young sing about herI heard ole Neil put her down... |
| Blind Melon | No Rain | All I can do is read a book to stay awake, And enrich my life away... | All I can do is read a book to stay awake, And it rips my life away... |
| Bananarama | Venus | Throw me, sire. | Your desire |
| Billy Squier | The Stroke | Strong man strummin' | Stroke me, stroke me |
| 10,000 Maniacs | Because The Night | The way I feel about the Orkin Man | The way I feel under your command |
| AC/DC | T.N.T. | Women children left of me and women to the right | Women to the left of me And women to the right |
| Def Leppard | Pour Some Sugar on Me | Sweet potatoes, Zachary! | Sweet to taste, Saccharine |
| Doobie Brothers | Black Water | I wanna hear some funky Dixie Lamperty, mama com and take me by the hand | I wanna hear some funky dixie land, pretty mama come and take me by the hand |
| Tom Petty | I Need To Know | I don't know how to love... I can't hold on. | I don't know how long... I can hold on |
| Guns N' Roses | Sweet Child O' Mine | She's got eyes of the bluest skies, and if they go to gray | She's got eyes of the bluest skies, as if they thought of rain |
| Eric Clapton | Crossroads | Take Loretta by my side | Take my rider by my side |
| Head East | Never Been Any Reason | Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white lie. | Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line |
| Elton John | Crocodile Rock | When Susie wore her dress **s tight | When Susie wore her dresses tight |
| Van Halen | Panama | "WhoaOOOOwhoa!" and "Cannonball!", simultaneously. | Panama |
| Aerosmith | Back in the Saddle | I'm lookin' for ya, Suki Jones You crazy whore Salud! | I'm looking for ol' Sukie Jones She crazy horse saloon |
| Robert Palmer | Addicted To Love | You like to think that you're a mule fruity stub | You like to think that you're immune to the stuff |
| Skid Row | 18 and Life | 18 and life's beaucolic, 18 and laugh it off | 18 and life you got it, 18 and life, you know |
| Isaac Hayes | Shaft | Shaq | Shaft |
| Aerosmith | Sweet Emotion | Swim in the ocean | Sweet emotion |
| Joe Cocker | With a Little Help From My Friends | Watch what you do with that stank attitude | What would you do if I sang out of tune |
| Jethro Tull | Cross-Eyed Mary | cross-eyed baby | Cross-eyed Mary |
| Elton John | Bennie And The Jets | muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE! | You know, I read it in a magazine |
| Iron Butterfly | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Anaconda da vida | In-a-gadda-da-vida |
| Ratt | Round And Round | Titanic bells, a picture sells | Tighten our belts, abuse ourselves |
| Stevie Nicks | Edge Of Seventeen | Poor little ol' on the edge of seventeen | All alone on the edge of seventeen |
| ZZ Top | I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide | I got a fine fox in front, I got primo in the back | I got a fine fox in front, I got 3 more in the back |
| Metallica | Enter Sandman | Keep your free throws in | Keep you free from sin |
| Doors | L.A. Woman | L.A. woman Sawyer Avenue, then L.A. woman's all ya ever knew, then L.A. woman's all you'll have to do | L.A. woman Sunday afternoon |
| The Cars | My Best Friend's Girl | Every new boy that you meet doesn't look real surprised | Every new boy that you meet doesn't know the real surprise |
| Fleetwood Mac | Rhiannon | She runs her life like a five star lodge | She rules her life like a fine skylark |
| The Cars | Let's Go | She's got twenty-four eyes and a whisky mouth | She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth |
| Police | Message In A Bottle | I'll send a nesso-ess to the world | I'll send an S.O.S to the world |
| Deep Purple | Space Truckin' | Space monkey | Space truckin' |
| Santana | Oye Como Va | Oye como ya, Peligro!Bueno, vamos a bailar.Loose translation: Hey, how's it going? Danger! Good, we're going to dance. | Oye como va - mi ritmoBueno pa gosar- mulataLoose translation: Hey, how's it going? My rhythm is easy to like, Girl. |
| Golden Earring | Twilight Zone | See you're a garden gnomeWhen the bullet hits the bone | Soon you will come to knowWhen the bullet hits the bone |
| Eddie Money | Take Me Home Tonight | You're just like a water slide | Just like Ronnie sang |
