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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We are wheat and he is stone.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: We are weak and he is strong.

    The story:

    I was quite small, around 3 or 4 when I "reworked" these lyrics. Apparently, the entire church thought it was cute that I misheard these lyrics. I never found out my mistake until I was quite a bit older, when my mother told me. She was laughing so hard that she was crying. Apparently, I was focused on the old testament God in the misrepresentation of the lyrics - talk about being "run through the mill"! :)

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