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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    two dozen turtles
    and some porridge in a pear tree

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Twelve Days of Christmas
    Real Lyric: two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree

    The story:

    it wasn't me, it was really this girl my mum babysits, she was reading it from a book and really just making it up as she went along, because she's four and can't read all that well

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    Submitted by

    Tjaden95

    Submitted on

    12/9/2008 5:53 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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