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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Twist a ram,
    grab the first thing you see,
    If the furs don't sour,
    its no reflection on me

    Maritime just pick your day,
    Don't back on my feet,
    Cause I like dancing this way

    Artist: The Chevrons
    Real Lyric: I don't know, I can't find the real lyrics anywhere, but if anyone has them, please let me know the real ones



    The story:

    I liked Terry Cashman (Dennis Minogue) for a few
    years (the guy who sung Talkin' Baseball and other
    baseball songs) and looking him up online, read he
    was the lead singer of a band called the chevrons
    in the late 1950's and had a song called "Dancing
    this way" on album "Get up and dance" and heard it
    a few times.

    Going over the lyrics I cannot for the life of me
    figure out what he is actually singing, but no way
    is about twisting a ram and non souring fur. Glad
    I didn't sing it out loud!

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