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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tinkle bells, tinkle bells tinkle all the way

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Jingle Bells
    Real Lyric: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way

    The story:

    My 3 year old was learning this song for a school recital. My husband and I laughed so hard he thought he was doing really well so he sang louder. He still has no idea what the real words are, and we aren't telling. We have it on tape for use when he starts dating.

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