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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Things I'll Never Say" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Avril Lavigne

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Things I'll Never Say" by Avril Lavigne? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Things I'll Never Say" Lyrics

    I want to see you go down On me
    i want to see you go down on me and marr
    i wanna see you go down on me.
    If I could say what I want to see, I wan
    I wanna see you go down... on me.
    I want to see you go down On me Marry me
    If I could see what I wanna see, I'd wan
    I wanna see you go down on me and marry
    I wanna see you go down on me
    I want to see you go down. On me.
    I'd say I wanna blow you...today ... If
    If I could say what I want to see, I wa
    If I could see what I want to see I want
    I want you to go down on me.

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    Funniest Misheards by Avril Lavigne