Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon
No, no, no

The story:

I was at a sleepover with some friends doing karaoke (we
weren't using lyric videos, instead we just chose songs that at
least one of us knew), and this song came on. I'd heard it at
least a million times before and knew it like the back of my
hand...or so I thought. When this part of the song came up, I
somewhat panicked since I was almost certain the song had
nothing to do with bacon, and yet that was how I remembered
it. I decided to just sing it how I thought it was, and everybody
gave me this weird look that told me I was completely wrong,
but I just continued with the song. Afterwards, one of
my friends told me something along the lines of "it isn't bacon,
it's fakin" and I was embarrassed to no end. Upon looking the
lyrics up for clarification, however, it turned out that she was
slightly off as well, with the real lyric being "fake it." Still, my
friends and I began to discuss Lavigne's fantastically rampant
hide and seek adventures with breakfast foods, and the lyric
comes to mind whenever I hear that song to this day.