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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They're bumping in state line,
    We're going through a tight one,
    We get to ride a lemon,
    The Blitzkrieg Bop

    We're piling in the back seat,
    Regenerate seating,
    We're safe in the back seat,
    The Blitzkrieg Bop

    Artist: Ramones
    Song: Blitzkrieg Bop
    Real Lyric: They're forming in a straight lineThey're going through a tight windThe kids are losing their mindsThe Blitzkrieg BopThey're piling in the back seatThey generate steam heatPulsating to the back beatThe Blitzkrieg Bop

    The story:

    I seriously thought the song was about prostitutes or something. Thankfully, I was sure I was wrong and looked up the lyrics for myself.

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    Submitted by

    awesomechik1

    Submitted on

    4/3/2008 7:00 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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