awesomechik1's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Steve Miller Band | Jet Airliner | Being me back, oh Lionel. | Big ole' jet airliner... |
| Ramones | Blitzkrieg Bop | They're bumping in state line,We're going through a tight one,We get to ride a lemon,The Blitzkrieg BopWe're piling in the back seat,Regenerate seating,We're safe in the back seat,The Blitzkrieg Bop | They're forming in a straight lineThey're going through a tight windThe kids are losing their mindsThe Blitzkrieg BopThey're piling in the back seatThey generate steam heatPulsating to the back beatThe Blitzkrieg Bop |
| Falco | Rock Me Amadeus | Hot potatoes, hot potatoes, hot potatoes... | Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus.... |
| Clash | Rock The Casbah | Rock the cat box, Rock the cat box... | Rock the casbah, rock the casbah... |
| Panic! At The Disco | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | What a shame the poor groom's bride is a horror.. | What a shame the poor groom's bride is a w***e |
| Colbie Caillat | Bubbly | It starts in my toes, makes me puke from my nose... | It starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose... |
| Smash Mouth | All Star | She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her vomit, A shape of an 'L' on her forehead. | She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an 'L' on her forehead. |
| Green Day | Good Riddance | Come grab your mother and direct you where to go, so make the best of this Pasa Dona Squier... | Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to goSo make the best of this test, and don't ask why |
| Jonas Brothers | Hold On | Hose on! | Hold on! |
| Green Day | Jesus Of Suburbia | I just signed a racial law | I'm the son of rage and love |
| Rick Springfield | Jessie's Girl | You know I wish that I was Jessie's girl | You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl... |
| Elton John | Hakuna Matata | Raccoon and tomato. | Hakuna matata |
| Finger Eleven | Paralyzer | I'm still imagining a dark lit place, or your face on my plate. | Well I'm still imaginingA dark lit placeOr your place or my place |
| Elton John | Daniel | Must be the clowns in my eyes | Must be the clouds in my eyes |
| AC/DC | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | Dirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds, thunder sheepDirty deeds and the thunder sheepDirty deeds and the thunder sheep | Dirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds and their done dirt cheapDirty deeds and their done dirt cheap |
| Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Blinded by the Light | And little Ertie Bertie gave my anus girl a whirley and asked me if I needed a ride | And little Early-Burly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride. |
| Counting Crows | Big Yellow Taxi | Big paradise, put up a f***ing lie | They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot |
| Billy Squier | The Stroke | Strong man, strong man | Stroke me, stroke me |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | I said your mother will do you mean, I am the one. | I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one |
| Steely Dan | Reelin' In The Years | Are you reelin' in the yeast?, Stone away the time, are you gathering up the cheese? Have you had enough of mine? | Are you reelin' in the years?, Stowin' away the time? Have you gathered up the tears? Have you had enough of mine? |
| Alanis Morissette | Hand In My Pocket | 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one sticking up my nose | 'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's playing a piano. |
| System Of A Down | Chop Suey | Why'd you leave the kids up on the table? | Why'd you leave your keys up on the table? |
| Elton John | Bennie And The Jets | Baby I'm a Jet | Bennie and the Jets |
| John Lennon | Working Class Hero | A working class hero is something, a bee. | A working class hero is something to be |
| Roy Orbison | Sixteen Candles | Stink, stink candles | Sixteen Candles |
| Green Day | When I Come Around | No time to search, the world goes 'round | No time to search the world around |
| Queen | We Will Rock You | Waving your feather all over the place | Waving your banner all over the place |
| Elton John | Levon | spends his days counting in a carriage by the mortuary. | Spend his days counting In a garage by the motorway |
| AC/DC | Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | Concrete cheese, sayonara, TNTDone Dirt CheapGood times, contracts, high erosionsDone Dirt Cheap | Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNTDone Dirt CheapNeckties, contracts, high voltageDone Dirt Cheap |
| Traditional | Little Drummer Boy | I am a four by two | I am a poor boy too |
| Poison | Talk Dirty To Me | 'Cause baby we'll be, at the drive-in, in the outlet mall. | 'Cause baby we'll be, at the drive-in, In the old man's Ford |
| The Beatles | I Am The Walrus | See my little pictureClimbing up the Eiffel Tower | Semolina PilchardClimbing up the Eiffel Tower |
| Bob Dylan | Lay Lady Lay | Lay across Humpy Graham's bed | Lay across my big brass bed |
| Green Day | Basket Case | I went to a horse, he said mine's a boy. | I went to a wh*re he said my life's a bore. |
| Weezer | Beverly Hills | Roamin' like the soup of the day | rolling like a celebrity |
| Senses Fail | Can't Be Saved | I'm stuck in a car, mom | I'm stuck in a coma |
| The Beatles | Eleanor Rigby | Look at him working, dawning his socks and a knife when there's nobody there. | Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there. |
| The Beatles | Back in the USSR | Highschool girls make me sing and shout | Moscow girls make me sing and shout |
| The Wiggles | Vegetable Soup | One Bikini, (One bikini)One thin bottom, (one thin bottom)Put it in a pot and you've got vegetable soup | One Zuchinni (one Zuchinni)One tomato, (One tomato)Put it in a pot and you've got vegetable soup |
| Green Day | King For A Day | King for a dayDon't touch my mom | King for A DayPrincess by dawn |
| Def Leppard | Photograph | Quesadilla, you're too much | Passion Killer, you're too much |
| Disturbed | Stricken | I ate Superman | a women in suffering |
| Slipknot | The Nameless | (I know) the only thing I ever really loved was cake | (I know) the only thing I ever really loved, was hate. |
| Police | Every Little Thing She Does is Magic | But my silent fears in root beer | But my silent fears have gripped me |
| The Beatles | I Want To Hold Your Hand | It's such a feeling that my love, I get high, I get high, I get high! | It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide! |
| Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet Band | Her Strut | Oh they really smack her butt | Oh they do respect her but |
| Clay Aiken | I Survived You | Rain on my new freakin' day | Rain on my new beginning. |
| Led Zeppelin | Black Dog | A pig-headed woman ain't got no soul | A big-legged woman ain't got no soul |
| Seether | Broken | A whale | Awaayy |
| Counting Crows | Big Yellow Taxi | A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot | They paved paradise and put up a parking lot |
| Slipknot | Before I Forget | Justin is my niece | Justifies my means |
| Ramones | Pinhead | Grab-a grab-a weed grab-a weed. | Gabba gabba hey, gabba hey |
| Pussycat Dolls | When I Grow Up | When I grow up I wanna make babies | When I grow up I wanna be famous |
| The Dead Kennedys | Holiday in Cambodia | It's a holiday in CambodiaWhere the kids are all on crack | It's a holiday in CambodiaWhere you'll kiss your ass or crack |
| The Dead Kennedys | Holiday in Cambodia | Raker will not my hairPeace, be still, my hair | Right guard will not help you hereBrace yourself, my dear |
| Aerosmith | Don't Want To Miss a Thing | Don't wanna lose my eyes | Don't wanna close my eyes |
| Green Day | Hitchin' a Ride | Numb-chucky's getting stale | Cold turkey's getting stale |
| Guns N' Roses | Patience | I need shoes | I need you |
| Bon Jovi | Living On A Prayer | Workin' for the man, she brings to her bed for love | Workin' for the man, she brings home her pay for love |
| Ramones | Blitzkrieg Bop | Let's kick Bob! | Blitzkrieg bop! |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | Freebird | 'Cause I'm on speed traveling on now | 'Cause I must be traveling on now |
| Aerosmith | Janie's Got a Gun | They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the chair | They say when Janie was arrested, they found him underneath the train |
| Senses Fail | Can't Be Saved | I'm stuck in a hobo | I'm stuck in a coma |
| Sweet | Ballroom Blitz | And the band started leaving, 'cause they all started bleeding | And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing |
| Aerosmith | Walk This Way | She starts swinging with your balls in the school | seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school |
| Aerosmith | Walk This Way | That Sheena Lee was a real young breeder. | I met a cheerleader was a real young bleeder |
| Aerosmith | Shut Up And Dance | When they take away everything you gotAnd then rub your nose in a parking spot | When they take away everything you gotAnd rub your nose in a funky spot |
| Eve 6 | Inside Out | I'm not as ugly and fat as you | I'm not as ugly sad as you |
| Allstar | Journey To The End Of My Life | I want a sack of chili 'til the end of my life. | I want to take a journey to the end of my life |
| Four Seasons | Oh What A Night (December 1963) | I wanna die! | Oh what a night! |
| Syd Barrett | Opel | And driftwood lies half Barrett. | And driftwood lies half buried. |
| Pink Floyd | Waiting For The Worms | Waiting, to turn on the sewers and fire the ovens | Waiting, to turn on the showers and fire the ovens |
| Pink Floyd | Matilda Mother | Why'd you have to leave me there, hanging in my underwear? | Why'd you have to leave me there hanging in my infant air? |
| Pink Floyd | Cymbaline | It's high time, Simba lion. | It's high time, cymbaline |
| Pink Floyd | Run Like Hell | And teh Hogwarts batter down your door | And the hammers batter down your door |
| Pink Floyd | Summer '68 | From your bed I came today and lost a bloody ear | From your bed I came today and lost a bloody year |
| Loverboy | Working For The Weekend | Everybody wants a New York man. | Everybody wants a new romance |
