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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    spends his days counting in a carriage by the mortuary.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Levon
    Real Lyric: Spend his days counting In a garage by the motorway

    The story:

    Like I knew the song was supposed to be tragic and all, but I thought that lyric was just really morbid. But, I figured that not all songs have to make sense so I didn't think about it. Just today, I took the lyric pamphlet out of the record jacket and started singing along to the song, when I got to that line I kind of just paused and laughed to myself. Lucky, no one was around when it happened. My version makes more sense anyway.

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