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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So get down on your knees, honey
    And soothe my attitude
    You just pray that I'll be waiting
    Kiss it now, you know I'm comming soon!

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Song: Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter
    Real Lyric: So get down on your knees, honeyAssume an attitudeYou just pray that I'll be waitingCuz you know, you know I'm comin' soon!

    The story:

    I was talking to my friend the other day about this
    song its rather shocking sexual content. I looked up
    the lyrics to show her and was surprised to find out
    I'd been hearing the wrong words for so long. It's
    still pretty suggestive though, what with the talk
    of pillow-biting and unchaining your "back door".

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    Submitted by

    KaiteTheTaterFairy

    Submitted on

    1/14/2013 7:46 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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