KaiteTheTaterFairy's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Iron Maiden | Here To Eternity | Hell is for kids who will turn 18. | Hell is from here to eternity |
| Iron Maiden | The Trooper | And as I lay there gazing at this guy, My butt is numb and my throat is dry. | And as I lay there gazing at the sky,My body's numb and my throat is dry. |
| Pantera | I\'m Broken | ...Flamingo blood... | ...For mingled blood... |
| Iron Maiden | The Trooper | The horsey swears with fury, bread or run. | The horse he sweats with fear, we break to run. |
| Iron Maiden | Moonchild | Babylon, the Skeletor... | Babylon, the Scarlet Whore... |
| Pearl Jam | Garden | I will walk, with my sad old man. | I will walk, with my shadow flag.` |
| Pearl Jam | Daughter | Don't call me daughter, my big toe. | Don't call me daughter, not fit to. |
| Michael Jackson | The Way You Make Me Feel | I'd like to poop on the watches on your dress. | I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress. |
| Iron Maiden | Aces High | Move in to fire at the mainstream Obamas | Move in to fire at the main stream of bombers |
| Iron Maiden | Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner | Bodies lift and bide their spirits,None of them speak and their life still sit and dries. | Bodies lifted by good spirits,None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes. |
| Iron Maiden | Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner | Sailing on and on and on 'till light is come. | Sailing on and on and north 'till all is calm. |
| Pearl Jam | Porch | And because I'm here at home,Danny didn't tell boat my placeLet the boys get the boys, oh.Hermoine, take a good look.This could be the day.All my dads walk beside me.I just need to say... | And this cross I'm bearing homeAin't indicative of my placeLeft the porch, left the porch, oh. Hear my name, take a good look.This could be the day.Hold my hand, walk beside me.I just need to say... |
| Pearl Jam | Jeremy | They're on me Spalding! Cassady! | Jeremy spoke in class today. |
| Cypress Hill | Hits from the Bong | I got the one hit that cleared the bong,Hey, ***t, that's tokable. | I got the one-hitter-quitter Bombay ***t that's tokable. |
| Iron Maiden | The Number Of The Beast | Was a reflection of my woman staring back at me. | Was a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me. |
| Pearl Jam | Once | Eddie hates summer and I hate bees I got a backstreet hooker and a vaginal disease | Oh, Indian summer and I hate the heatI got a backstreet lover on the passenger seat |
| Pearl Jam | Even Flow | F*ck a duck | F*ck it up |
| Pearl Jam | Even Flow | Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice | Even Flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies |
| Fall Out Boy | West Coast Smoker | I don't give a sh*t | I'm a nervous wreck |
| Iron Maiden | Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter | So get down on your knees, honeyAnd soothe my attitudeYou just pray that I'll be waitingKiss it now, you know I'm comming soon! | So get down on your knees, honeyAssume an attitudeYou just pray that I'll be waitingCuz you know, you know I'm comin' soon! |
| Iron Maiden | Fear of the Dark | See her rub the duck. | Fear of the dark |
| Iron Maiden | Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner | About his neck the tampon is hung! | About his neck the dead bird is hung! |
| Iron Maiden | Moonchild | And if you try to save your soul,I'll will to make you to shut that glow-worm. | And if you try to save your soul,I will torment you, you shall not grow old. |
| Iron Maiden | Moonchild | A lucky escape for union red,But I'll see you damned in endless night! | A lucky escape for you young man,But I'll see you damned in endless night! |
| Iron Maiden | 2 Minutes to Midnight | Go to war again,Blood is free, don't stain. | Go to war again, Blood is freedom's stain. |
| Bruce Dickinson | Accident Of Birth | Lay down and die like Old Yeller. | Lay down and die like all the others. |
| Nickelback | If Today Was Your Last Day | Leave all b***hes in the past | Leave old pictures in the past |
| Rammstein | Reise, Reise | Often Vellen would go f**k tinWhore fish and flies, so they go floatingI'm a-sticking Lance in hereThe aunt will love thee and das mayor | Auch auf den Wellen wird gefochtenWo Fisch und Fleisch zur See geflochtenDer eine sticht die Lanz' im HeerDer andere wirft sie in das Meer |
| Michael Jackson | Black or White | I ain't scared of your butt! | I ain't scared of nobody |
| Ramones | Judy Is A Punk | I know I don't know whyI'm turned on | And oh I don't know why,Perhaps they'll die |
| Pearl Jam | Jeremy | At home, drawing picturesOf mounds of totsWith ham on top | At home, drawing picturesOf mountaintops With him on top |
| Iron Maiden | The Prisoner | And my blunt is my ho now | And my blood is my own now |
| Hinder | Lips Of An Angel | Let her dieNever wanna say goodbye | And INever wanna say goodbye |
| Pearl Jam | Yellow Ledbetter | On a ceilingOn a voice of leather, sayLet me say, I wanna leave Ben againOnce I saw him on a pizza with a oceanMona said, I wanna leave it again.On a weed, yeah, I'm a wizard on a whale.Man, I called Launa, said "nana whoa wannazay"Then I | *incoherent mumbling* |
| Iron Maiden | Dream Of Mirrors | Fetch a bowl of soup and dream the dream again | Scared to fall asleep and dream the dream again |
| Hole | Teenage Whore | I see your Ray Paul shirt and it looks real good on you. | I see your repulsion and it looks real good on you. |
| Nickelback | Rockstar | With the Ladies' Dictionary, up to Day Soo-Soo | With the latest dictionary and today's who's who |
| Goo Goo Dolls | Come To Me | Come to me my Swedish friends | Come to me my sweetest friend |
| Nickelback | Too Bad | Let's rock, let's roll | Let's walk, let's talk |
| Imagine Dragons | Radioactive | I can feel it in my balls | I can feel it in my bones |
| Iron Maiden | The Evil That Men Do | Slept in the dust with indocterized rageWith the saunter of anal sex | Slept in the dust with his daughter,Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence |
| Judas Priest | A Touch Of Evil | Touch your kneebone! | A touch of evil |
| Kenny Chesney | Young | Warnaby Ravels | Wannabe rebels |
| Luke Bryan | Too Damn Young | We were too damn young to know Eddie Vedder. | We were too damn young to know any better. |
| Fergie | Clumsy | Can't breathe/when you touch me SteveOh, your fly's so crazy | Can't breathe/when you touch me, seeButterflies so crazy |
| Pearl Jam | Alive | Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin' guitar | Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked |
| Lonestar | Come Cryin' To Me | When you're tired of it all, your tears meatballand...I'll leave the little blue lightBurnin' all night | When you're tired of it all and tears need to falland...I'll living the living room lightBurnin' all night |
| Ashlee Simpson | L.O.V.E. | LOLOLOLO, hee-hee! | LO, LO, LO, L-O-V-E |
| Walk Off The Earth | Red Hand | That cat is bloated | That gun is loaded |
| Arctic Monkeys | Knee Socks | But no, he sucks | And your knee socks |
| Culture Club | Karma Chameleon | Call me, call me, call me, call me an alien | Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon |
| Rammstein | Amerika | I don't think my mother's dumb | I don't speak my mother tongue |
| Arctic Monkeys | Do I Wanna Know? | Ever get the feeling you've got sh*t,The type that sticks around like something in your teeth? | Ever get the fear that you can't shift,The type that sticks around like summat in your teeth? |
| Poison | Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Just like every cowboy sings a sad-ass song | Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song |
| Aerosmith | Love in an Elevator | Lovin' an old potata | Love in an elevator |
| Nickelback | Photograph | I'd think the president woulda fixed it up | I think the present owner fixed it up |
| Diamond Rio | One More Day | I didn't ask for money,Or a magic pile of goo | I didn't ask for money,Or a mansion in Malibu |
| Saving Abel | Sex Is Good | I'm not in love with the sexiest dude | I'm not in love but the sex is good |
| Bruno Mars | Uptown Funk | This sh*t is ice cold | This hit, that ice cold |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Born On The Bayou | Born on the value | Born on the bayou |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival | Down on the Corner | Livin in the court boys supplant where you need most everything | Willie and the poor boys are playinBring a nickel, tap your feet |
| Twenty One Pilots | Polarize | Help Ebola rise, help Ebola rise | Help me polarize, help me polarize |
| Alter Bridge | Blackbird | Beyond the stars where you roamI hope you find your way | Beyond the suffering you've knownI hope you find your way |
| Alter Bridge | Blackbird | Assuming you find no resistance | Ascend, may you find no resistance |
| Creed | What If | WATER!!! WATER!!! WATER!!! WATER AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! | WHAT IF? WHAT IF? WHAT IF? WHAT IF I? |
| Shakira | Whenever Wherever | Heraldo, Heralda | Thereover, hereunder |
| Death Grips | The Fever (Aye Aye) | I dreamt of payphones | I got the fever |
| Jason Aldean | Amarillo Sky | And pizza's worth the price of gold | And diesel's worth the price of gold |
| Underoath | Young And Aspiring | This is my f*ggot! This is my caramel corn! | This is my panicThis is my call to arms |
