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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's an empty canvas
    Under sheets of glass
    Her legs spread out before me
    As her body holds still

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Black
    Real Lyric: Sheets of empty canvasuntouched sheets of clayWere laid spread out before meas her body once did.

    The story:

    I really can't explain this one. I guess I have a very perverted subconscious. It's always sounded like that to me, though, and it
    still does to this day.

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    Submitted by

    ablack

    Submitted on

    10/24/2011 8:16 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I originally thought it was "her legs spread out before me" as well.

    KaiteTheTaterFairy Sep 14, 2012 1:54 am