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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad

    The story:

    As a little kid, I had no comprehension of the Spanish language when I heard this tune on the radio and could not understand what the custom of cleaning up had to do with Christmas, other than gathering all the empty boxes and gift wrap paper off the floor. Now I understand it as being something Apu would say to Homer on Christmas Eve in an episode of The Simpsons.

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    Very, very funny.

    Bastiodon411 Mar 12, 2010 12:48 pm