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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Please don't take my s**t from me.

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody
    Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

    The story:

    I was singing in the car when my aunt pointed out my mistake to me. I always did wonder what was meant by it. I still get laughed at about it!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/3/2001 8:23 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Funny!!! Warm sausage tea? Ugh feel sick thinking about.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:42 pm

    Sing it this way - it's hysterical!

    moviemarsh Jul 28, 2010 12:55 am

    warm sausage tea? what exactly was in it? (sorry, i have a dirty teenage mind)

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:56 pm

    Warm sausage tea sounds disgusting.

    smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:18 am

    FUNNY!!!!

    Poof19 Apr 02, 2008 5:56 pm