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    "Paranoid" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Black Sabbath

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    Misheard "Paranoid" Lyrics

    Can you help me? I can't find my brain.
    Finished with my woman cause she couldnī
    "People think I'm insane because I am br
    Can you help me? Oh, you woman brave...
    I wish I could flagellate.
    Did it with my woman cos she couldn't he
    Can You help me? Are you for my brain?
    Can you help me, can't you work my brain
    People think I need therapy 'cause i am
    Can you help me, help me find my brain?
    Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn
    Finished with my woman cause she couldn'
    I tell you to end your life, I wish I co
    Can you help me? Thought you were my fri
    I tell you to end your life I wish I cou
    did it with my woman cause she couldn't
    I tell you to end your life, I wish I co
    Can you help me f*** you from my brain
    Finished with my woman cause she couldn'
    I tell you to end your life, I wish I co
    I tell him to enjoy life, i wish i could
    People think I am insane because I am dr
    I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could
    Vinnie's with my woman, cause she couldn
    Did it with my woman 'cause she couldn't
    And so if you hear these words, I'll tel
    I tell you to end your life
    Can you help me? f*** you g*****n brain

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