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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    did it with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind

    people think i'm insane because i am brown and you're a Thai

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: Paranoid
    Real Lyric: finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mindpeople think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time

    The story:

    The first line makes some sort of sense to me, but I did think it was a little strange that Ozzy should sing that he was brown. I don't think I ever sang this song out loud in front of anyone sober enough to take notice, especially since none of my (Dutch) friends seem to care what the lyrics are anyway. I'm a lucky guy. :)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/2/2002 6:28 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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