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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Over basalt terrain.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Over us all to reign.

    The story:

    I live in volcano country with lots of basalt outcroppings. It sounded
    perfectly legitimate to me to have wise men traveling by camel over
    basalt terrain. I guess I learned my geology lessons better than my
    hymnal lessons. Not until I was in high school and going to perform
    the piece with other students did I realize no one else was riding
    their camel over the same terrain as I was. OOPS.

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