The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Well, I had been baptized catholic but had not had a religious education until I was in seventh grade. So I hear the lord's prayer for the first time and mishear it. I'm thinking: "Wow, these catholics sure like actors" and "Who the heck is Howard?". But I say nothing until I finally read it in class. I had been saying that for almost a YEAR until I set myself straight and NO ONE NOTICED! I said it in morning prayer, in church, and whenever we prayed it. Oh well, it still makes everyone laugh.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
10/14/2001 2:36 am
Age it happened
12
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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