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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Our father who art in heaven
    Howard be thy name
    thy kingdom come
    thighs will be done
    honor thespians in heaven

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Our father who art in heavenhallowed be thy name thy kingdom comethy will be doneon Earth as it is in heaven

    The story:

    Well, I had been baptized catholic but had not had a religious education until I was in seventh grade. So I hear the lord's prayer for the first time and mishear it. I'm thinking: "Wow, these catholics sure like actors" and "Who the heck is Howard?". But I say nothing until I finally read it in class. I had been saying that for almost a YEAR until I set myself straight and NO ONE NOTICED! I said it in morning prayer, in church, and whenever we prayed it. Oh well, it still makes everyone laugh.

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