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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Our father Richard in heaven,
    Harold be thy name

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be Thy name.

    The story:

    In England we used to recite this in school assemblies as 5 year olds. like many small children I 'parroted' back what I thought I heard. Let's face it - even in the 1950s 'which art' and 'hallowed' were obscure terms. Very shortly after reciting the aforementioned Lord's Prayer - I saw the written version. So, even by age 6, i was able to correct myself. Now I'm a teacher myself. Every year - with a new intake of youngsters - many still put Richard and Harold up in heaven!!

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