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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Onward Christian Soldiers" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Hymns

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Onward Christian Soldiers" by Hymns? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Onward Christian Soldiers" Lyrics

    Christ the royal master leans against th
    Forward into battle, see his bladder flo
    Hundred crispy soldiers marching out the

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