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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Through many dangerous toys and snails

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: Through many dangers, toils and snares

    The story:

    This is one of my 3-year-old son's favorite bedtime songs, so when we sang this verse, he asked me if any of his toys were the dangerous ones. I had no idea what he meant until I asked him. He said, "Mommy, we just sang about the dangerous toys and snails in the grace song!" I laughed for so long! It took a while for both of us to get to sleep after that. =)

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