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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    one ton of mayo
    (as in mayonnaise)

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Guantanamera
    Real Lyric: guantanamera

    The story:

    I am not embarrassed at all.
    I honestly think that this is what they lyrics are...
    the record producer loved the sticky substance SO MUCH, that when they were recording this song, and the band members were heading into to town to get burgers, he actually asked for ONE TON OF MAYO... and this is how the mix up began!!!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/26/2004 12:25 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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