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    Ollie OxenfreeTake a chance on me.

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Take A Chance On Me
    Real Lyric: Honey, I'm still freeTake a chance on me.

    The story:

    When I was singing it in front of my wife and she started laughing at me.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Count me in for an ollie oxenfree too. Some lucky guy. I'd take a chance on either of those Swedish babes...

    larryz Dec 03, 2014 2:39 pm

    ha ha ha!!! that is funny

    starlight Aug 25, 2009 7:50 am

    i thought they were singing it that way too.

    jpmorgan Aug 19, 2008 10:40 am

    I thought I had looked thru them all, then after I submitted I found I had missed your similar. Sorry! That's what I thought they were saying all along too. :-)

    ugadano Jul 17, 2008 12:52 am