larryz's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| REO Speedwagon | Can't Fight This Feeling | And if I have to throw up on the floor.. | And if I have to crawl up on the floor.. |
| REO Speedwagon | I Can't Fight This Feeling | And if I have to throw up on the floor, come crashing through your door.. | And if I have to crawl up on the floor come brashing through your door... |
| Loverboy | Working For The Weekend | Everyone's wonderin' in an armored gown.. | Everyone's wonderin' if it'll all work out |
| Boston | More Than A Feeling | I see Hungarians walk in the world... | Not sure. Not sure I want to know. It'll ruin the memory for me. But I know it's wrong.It goes "I've seen ______ walk in the _______" |
| America | Tin Man | ...people share the gift of gas between themselves.. | ...people share the gift of gab between themselves... |
| England Dan & John Ford Coley | It's Sad to Belong to Someone Else | It's sad to belong to someone else and that's what's non-chalant .... | It's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along. |
| Grand Funk Railroad | We're An American Band | We're coming to your town, we'll help you powder 'em down. | We're coming to your town we'll help you party down. |
| Elton John | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | You nearly had you're own tongue tied | You nearly had me roped and tied |
| Bruce Hornsby and The Range | The Way It Is | Is the light on the cumberbund? | Is the line on the color bar? |
| Eagles | Lyin' Eyes | "she's headed for the Jew side of town.." | "she is headed for the cheatin' side of town..." |
| Barry Manilow | Looks Like We Made It | Looks like we made it, let me jubber all the way to another love... | Looks like we made it, left each other, on the way to another love... |
| Earth, Wind and Fire | Shining Star | thought I wore the Fruit of the Loom... | "..thought I had to stir the mood.." |
| John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John | You're The One That I Want | I got Jews...they're multiplying. | I got chills they're multiplying... |
| Jimmy Buffett | Margaritaville | Looking for my lost jiggersaw ... | LOOKING FOR MY LOST SHAKER OF SALT |
| Doobie Brothers | Minute by Minute | Byron, Byron ... | Minute by minute ... |
| Vicki Sue Robinson | Turn the Beat Around | Turn the beat around, love to hear the taa-taa. | Turn the beat around, love to hear percussion. |
| War | Why Can't We Be Friends? | They wouldn't have you in the pa-pa-yay! (as in "papaya") | They wouldn't have you in the mafia.. |
| Led Zeppelin | Going To California | Going to California with a pigpen in my heart. | Going To California with an aching in my heart. |
| Journey | Don't Stop Believing | Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a TRIAGE.... | Working Hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill ... |
| Mister, Mister | Kyrie | Kyrie, ylang ylang on down the road that I must travel... | Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel. |
| Elton John | The Bitch Is Back | Eat some Chapstick on a Saturday night. | I even like steak on a Saturday night. |
| Steve Miller Band | Rockin Me | But my homey is a friend of mine.. | But my woman is a friend of mine. |
| Paul McCartney | Jet | "Jazz!" | "Jet!" |
| Kenny Rogers | The Gambler | "..they'll be time enough for *hacking off, when the dealin's done.." | "..they'll be time enough for countin, when the dealin's done." |
| Cher | Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves | "..sell a couple bottles of caa caa coo.." | "preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.." |
| Dan Fogelberg | Leader of the Band | "And Diamond, Colorado, up north in some hotel.." | "And I'm in Colorado, up north in some hotel.." |
| Commodores | Lady (You Bring Me Up) | Now I believe in what you're sayin - I'm TIPPY TOED !! | Now I believe in what you're sayin - I'm ten feet tall. |
| Elton John | Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny) | "Won't you come out to play in your ANTIQUE garden..?" | "Won't you come out to play in your empty garden..." |
| Bee Gees | More Than A Woman | "Woman to Woman, Woman to Woman to Me...." | More Than a Woman, More Than a Woman to Me.. |
| Elton John | Tiny Dancer | Pretty eyes, iris smile.... | Pretty eyes, pirate's smile.. |
| Bob Seger | Fire Lake | "Who wants a raise, Who needs a STEAK?" | "Who wants a raise, Who needs a stake?" |
| Gallery | So Nice to Be With You | "and it's so nice to hear you say, you're gonna GREASE me in every way..." | "and it's so nice to hear you say, you're gonna please me in every way.." |
| The Association | Windy | Who's reaching out to capture PNEUMONIA? | Who's reaching out to capture a moment? |
| Neil Diamond | Forever In Blue Jeans | Money's sweet, but it ain't nothin next to BABY's FEET. | Money's sweet, but it ain't nothin next to baby's treat. |
| Eric Clapton | I Shot The Sheriff | But I Swear it Wasn't Succotash | But I Swear It Was in Self Defense |
| Chris Rea | Fool If You Think It's Over | OOOH, I think it's over .... | Fool if you think it's over... |
| Paul Simon | Kodachrome | I got a nice old camera... | I got a Nikon camera |
| David Bowie | Changes | Strange VACCINATIONS are killing me! | Strange fascinations are killing me.. |
| Jimmy Buffett | Margaritaville | Smell of SHRAPNEL beginning to boil | Smell those shrimp, They're beginnin' to boil |
| Lionel Richie | All Night Long | Tom bo li de say de moi yaYeah, BONGO BONGO!! | Tom bo li de say de moi yaYeah, jumbo jumbo! |
| Maria Muldaur | Midnight At The Oasis | I know your daddy's ASSAULTED ... | I know your daddy's a sultan... |
| Dan Fogelberg | Longer | We'll fly through the BOSTON summers .. | We'LL FLY THROUGH THE FALLS AND SUMMERS... |
| Fifth Dimension | Light Sings | ICE CREAM...all over the world !!!! | Light sings, all over the world........... |
| Soft Cell | Tainted Love | Tainted BLOOD !!! | Tainted love... |
| Stylistics | Auld Lang Syne | We'll take a cup of punishment for Auld Lang Syne ... | And we'll take a cup of kindness yet,for auld lang syne. |
| Eric Clapton | Wonderful Tonight | I go to the POTTY, everyone turns to see.. | I Go to a Party, everyone turns to see... |
| Elton John | Daniel | Daniel you're my brother, you are older, DANNY ... | Daniel you're my brother, you are older than me... |
| Pilot | Magic | Never believe TIC TAC TOE !!! | Never believe it's not so... |
| Harry Chapin | Cat's In The Cradle | My new job is hassling the kids with the flu... | My new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu.. |
| Traditional | Joy to the World | Let every heart prepare his WOMB... | Let every heart prepare Him room |
